“Wake up, Australia,” Grafton Everest exhorts viewers every morning on Australia-wide breakfast television. This doesn’t please those he attacks like incumbent state premier, Bruce Henderson, former premier wily old Sir Otis Hoogstraden, and Mr David Satoya, Visiting Fellow in Tourist Economics at the University of Mangoland, where Grafton holds down a day job as Professor of LifeSkills and Hospitality.
And Lee Horton, head of Australia’s newly privatised Secret Service (trading as Spyforce Australia) is worried too. He knows that Grafton has trouble lying. And nothing is more dangerous than a man who habitually tells the truth.
Hoogstraden and Horton are losing ground to the new conservative, media-savvy songstress Marnie Miller, whose short but feminine auburn hair, discreet earrings, steel-capped cowboy boots and homespun demagoguery have boot-scooted her to political stardom. The School of Humanities and Lifeskills is under threat from the economically and sexually rapacious Vice-Chancellor Deidre Morrow. And Grafton is forced into a deal with the Devil—Sir Otis Hoogstraden—to write Sir Otis’s biography. |
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